Hot and Smokey Jerky with a Brown Sugar Glaze

I don't think any kind of adjectives I can write can succinctly let you know how great this one is... so I will write it all in caps:

EVERYONE SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE GREATEST BEEF JERKY EVER! THE BROWN SUGAR IS SO HOMEMADE FLAVORY AND SWEET AND IT ONLY COMPLIMENTS THE DELICIOUS HOT AND SMOKEY FLAVOR THAT IS INHERENT IN THE MARINADE! SERIOUSLY, I'M SALIVATING JUST WRITING THIS AND THE FLAVOR IS STILL ON MY TONGUE! STILL! ON! MY! TONGUE!

AND TO PROVE IT'S MY FAVORITE LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!



I GOT THIS YESTERDAY. IT'S PRACTICALLY GONE. SO GOOD!

The Ragin' Asian Variety

The Ragin' Asian marinade takes what I thought about beef jerky and makes me feel like I've just hopped on a flight to the Chinese streets... or at least China Town.

EVERYONE BUY THIS JERKY! I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH!

The original Jerky

The first one I'm going to review is the original Jerky.

First off: SO FRESH! It tastes like a cow walked into my mouth and I started chewing on him. It's got a nice tangy flavor mixed with a bit of spice and a definite sweetness that would make any cute youtube celeb die of shame.

I also got some of the original with the Jerk McGurk's wild rubdown, and it adds a distinctive added jerky flavor that makes me feel like I'm in the isles of Jamaica playing steel drums.

Jesus, this is really good. Like, seriously good.

What's this all about?

My roommate Pierce started a Beef Jerky Company with his NJ friends called SlantShack Jerky.

Now, he may be my roommate, but this jerky is 100% the best jerky in the fucking world. I ordered the sampler pack and have been gnawing on this jerky for hours... with no sign of stopping.

So I'm going to review these jerkys. Very unbiasedly. Cause it is the best in the fucking world.

ORDER SOME NOW: http://slantshackjerky.com/

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